I want to welcome all my returning students.
It gladdens my heart to see all the bright and shiny faces all in their places!
Tonight's class will be on Advanced gunfighting skills.
I have sat through many, many
( lets just say a ungodly amount)
of hours in classrooms and under hot tin range roofs to garner this knowledge.
It should take you .....about 5 minutes tonight.
Everyone ready? Pencils up, have you gone to the potty?
Great, let's get going.
Step 1; Cover and Concealment
This is a form of concealment, they cant see you, but they can shoot you
another form
This is cover, it can't be shot through.
(unless they have a very big gun)
Stay behind cover when you can.
Step 2; Drawing from a holster.
Buy a holster, put gun in it, take it out.
Enough said.
Now we move on the some very advanced shooting, in most classes, you would have to be on your third course or so and be 1500.00 or more into ammo and course costs.
(Look at all the money I am saving you!)
The Double Tap
( now days, this was not a superninjaHSLDTOTS enough name, so it is now called the controlled pair)
(Not to be confused with the holster picture in step 2)
Draw gun from holster, point open end at bad guy,
pull trigger twice.
If you really want to be an "operator" you can try the very super advanced,
HAMMER
(Not this guy)
Stay with me here, this one is hard.
Draw gun from holster, point at bad guy, pull trigger two times, real fast.
Have you been able to process all that so far?
Just one more thing to go over
Reloading your gun
Are you ready, it's hard to grasp all at once
OK, here we go,,,
When your gun is out of bullets, put more in.
I know this was a lot to cover on one class, but you were up to it.
Congratulations, you my now shift the tassels to the other side of your tactical beret.
You are now a High speed, Low Drag Tactical Operator, you are the Tip of the Spear,
the Sharpened Edge of the Sword and all that other crap.
You may now wear a ball cap with velcro and those 500.00 pullovers made of fleece
and the real cool sunglasses.
Next Week
Super advanced knife fighting
You must bring a note from your congressman and a letter from the local preist stating that you have never been convected of moral turpitude or mopey to take this class.
The owners and instructors of this website are not responsible for any accidents, loss of limbs or other body parts, loss of appetite, increased weight gain,
blue vision or dreams of my pretty ponies.
If you find yourself shooting for more than 4 hours, consult your local gun shop.
Till Tomorrow
Stay Thirsty my Friends.
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