Thursday, November 24, 2011

Another turkey day bites the dust

Thanksgiving 2012
A great feast of turkey ( I think it was turkey, it looked kinnda like it) was had at the local K&W today.
Because I never have been into TV sports, no football was watched.
The day was spent blowing leaves from the front 40, using both a gas and a electric leaf blower to maximize my carbon footprint for the day
( I also drove my 4X4 to the end of the driveway just to pick up the paper, suck it Al Gore)


I have just visited both the http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/ and http://soldiersystems.net/ plus the can't be missed
http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/ so I have caught up on my daily web addiction,
it is now time to journey to the reading room for 20 chapter or so in the ongoing saga of a Song of Fire and Ice.

I have some reviews coming and am working on a post about guns and dating , hope you stop back by and check them out.

Have a great weekend, eat a lot of leftovers and shoot up some ammo for me.



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Monday, November 21, 2011

Why I carry a gun



Ok, everyone always asks, " so, why do you feel the need to carry a gun with you?"
After they get up off the ground, after falling there from the head smack I gave them, I tell them it is because I read the newspaper every day. But............ That is not the whole truth
Now, here is the the real truth, you ready


Flying Monkeys
that's right, I saw the Wizard of OZ when I was very young and saw what those Godd#$@! things can do, they are hideous, and real damn scary.

So that's it, I carry a gun because of those Flying Fuc%&!# Monkeys. ( FFM's for short)
I also carry a backup gun, just in case I get some monkey juice on my primary one.

I guess the next question is, What is the best caliber handgun for repelling FFM's
My daily carry is a Springfield XD45 Tactical,( I know, I worked for S&W and all, but it is hard to beat the Black & Decker of handguns) Backup is a S&W model 39-2 ASP, chopped and channeled to be the very best gun you can carry next to your body and then I always have a S&W332 32mag 6-shot in a pocket somewhere.  all loaded up with Magsafe, 1 speedloader for the S&W, two for the XD and an extra 7 rd mag for the ASP
Do you think this is enough, I also have a S&W model 3000 12 gauge in the truck , if I can fight my way back to it!

I now wonder how the Taser will do on FFM

Now this story has been around a while, I had posted it on some other Blogs and it has been a topic of conversation with the "friends" I run around at the trade shows with for years.
So at SHOT 2011, a few got together and had a little fun, here is the blog post from after the event.


Ok, so the guys I have run the shows with over the years always seem to have found humor in this, 
I get stuffed FFM's, plastic FFM's and such whenever we cross each others path at a show.
So, Tuesday night I celebrated my 50th birthday, small group at the TI, lots of fun.
As the evening wore down my great pal Doug announced he was heading to the room we shared to grab some shuteye.
About an hour later Co-conspirator Sam asked if he could retrieve a bag he had left in my room.
Not wanting to leave, but knowing that after 10 beers that were bought for me I should, 8 or 10 of us trucked up to the 30th floor to get said bag.
When I reached the door, I noticed in in my inebriated state that it was cracked open. 
Now I have traveled with Doug before, He stayed unshot as a cop for 27 years and a more ardent disciple of Jeff Cooper and Massad Ayoob you will not find.
So I knew something was up!
As I carefully pressed the door open,
my hand on the strong side carry holster thumbreak that I wasn't wearing, 
out of the door boiled this frighting visage that proceed to chase me down the hall,

 Re-staged for the photos, when it happened my drunk ass was stumble running backwards tactically moving rearward to a more advantageous position down the hall.

 Notice lack of bullet holes, they knew I flew in and my Taser was in the room. 
The hat just set it off and the wings were molting also.

I have seen it all now, a Tactical FFM!!!!!!!

The amount of work Sam and Doug went though to pull this off, getting in early to find the costume and rent it, clearing with TI security on their VIP floor so that the SWAT team and a zoo recovery unit were not dispatched, warms my heart. 
It is great to have good friends.
Of course I was not thinking those thoughts as I was laying on the floor in the hall having a massive stroke, but they did come later.
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WWWWH


I am the old guy, on the left


Lets start this blog with a little history.

Who am I

My name is Ellwood, Tim Ellwood,
born in AZ back in the good old days, when tumbleweeds blew done the streets and real men wore real steel on their hips.
I started working in a gun shop very early, sweeping the floor in trade for AA shotgun hulls to reload.
I moved to Orlando at age 16 or so, misspent my youth in gun shops and shooting, stint in the Coast Guard, worked for Orange county, Malibu Grand Prix, Barrets guns, strike Force and Magnum Guns (in Orlando) and others, got into airsoft by way of a phone call in 1986.
I was working in a gun shop in Orlando and spending way to much of my money on guns.
I had bought a Tokyo Mauri spring gun from a company up in the panhandle of Fl, talking with the owner brought forth he was looking for a partner in crime, so I moved to Crestview Fl and embarked on the start of my airsoft career. The Command Post was the 1st airsoft/paintball gun and accessory catalog in the US. We carried all the top makes, Splatmaster, Nelson and Brass eagle, that was about it for paintball back then. We were the exclusive distributors in the US for the Para Ordnance model 85, yes Para started life as a paintball gun manufacture!

SHOT show 87 found us in New Orleans, trying to explain what these weird looking guns were, and on the airsoft side, fielding comments like " Hell son, I could buy a real gun for that"
I traveled the country promoting paintball and had a lot of fun. I was also the back cover "boy" on the 1st few issues of Action Pursuit Games magazine and ads in SOF and the like.
So, if you hate airsoft, blame me. It's all my fault  
( Plus I am all that's left, The person that started Command post died in a plane crash a few years back)
In late 1988 I left the company to pursue matters in the "real steel" market place.
I have been involved in the Central FL scene of IPSC, IDPA and the CAS sports, got into them all early 
( I am a big 1st adopter)
I have had a gun shop, managed a police supply company, was sales manager for a major firearms and accessorizes distributor, ran the Smith and Wesson store in Orlando and then moved to NC to take over the SE regional sales manager position for S&W to cover NC, VA and eastern TN.
After the mass layoffs at S&W, that I got caught in, I manged a gun/LE supply shop in Greensboro for a while, tried to own my own used book store, I then embarked on a quest to provide a affordable video camera that could be mounted on a firearm to the LE community.
Working for Pacific Concepts, after a year in RD we brought to market the Advanced Tactical Camera. Sold by US Calvary and other retailers, it enjoyed a minor success.
After parting ways with Pacific I got very lucky to meet the owners of a company that is on the cutting edge of flashlights and lighting solutions for LE/Mil and firefighters.
They brought me on board as their LE/Mil sales manager and I have been a very happy camper ever since!
So, that's me in a nutshell

What will this blog be about?

Random acts of guns, flashlights, knives and a random female or two, as it relates to the AARP crowd.

When will I post?

When ever I have something worthwhile to say, or when I just want to ramble, hey, it's my blog!

Where will the info come from?

My many minions will fan out from my fortress here in Skull Island NC and call in news, tips and other assorted intelligence, most of it gleamed in death defying ways! I will leave no stone unturned to bring you the hottest news from the fast breaking world of the shooting sports ( not really, I will just pass on crap I find on the web, from phone calls and trade shows)

How can you do all this and still have a life?

To be honest, I am just that good!!!!!



Stay tuned for many thrilling adventures, gun reviews and other crazy stuff, or just a lot of boring crap, depends on how you look at it.

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The 7 Truth's about guns and shooting matches


I have my helmet and eye pro, now if I could just mount a mini to this thing!

Being old, allows me a certain latitude, like passing on homilies to the young whippersnappers.
So this is the start of my "TRUTH" post, I will update as my brain kicks in and out.

TRUTH Number 1
 
If you want an gun to work, don't Fu&$ with it.
Really, I almost learned this years ago, when fast cars and mud trucks were what took all my 
"disposable" income.
Think about it, 
(I didn't) when you change a cam or a carburetor (look up what this was) you get more horsepower, 
but more horses do no good unless they get to the back wheels, 
and if the back wheels just spin, then it is still all wasted.
Now you can hang just about anything on a AR rail now, but do you know if it changed your POI?
You can change the barrel in a AR platform faster now than I used to change my daughters diapers, but will you have to go with a new bullet weight due to a different twist?

Now I am far from a gunsmith, but I do know logic, logic tells us that if change one thing, you are going to have to change a lot of things if you want it right.
If you are going to have to have all the newest Tacticool stuff on your gat, have a pro install it, it will be the best money you every spent.



TRUTH Number 2

Buy the best gun you can afford
Then save your money, 
don't jump in to upgrades,
then buy another gun exactly like your first one.
Buy a ton of practice ammo
Then learn to shoot it
Hear me out. 
Most of us have to drive a good piece to a shoot or compete, so you have travel cost. 
Then it's a whole day that you could be, making overtime,spending with loved one's, catching up on chores or Honey dew's or like me, sleeping, so you want to make the most of your field time.

It more than sucks when you gun goes down 15 min's into the match.
If you have a same same backup gun, then all you have to do is go to you car and swap,
keeping your rig the same means it's a 5 min swap, not one that will lose you a whole day.
A SASS match in Orlando taught me this, in the 1st four stages
I had two Cimmarons and one Ruger SA break.
All were stock guns that were bought new within the last six months of the match.
My Stoeger S/S also developed a cute little trick were the extractor would skip over the shell head.
Between my roommate and I we had enough backups to allow me to finish the match, but it taught me a lesson.


TRUTH Number 3
It is what it is.
This is my fall back phrase whenever I hear a tale of woe.
Your guns gonna break or F up if you shoot it a lot.
It will, it happens in all the sports that rely on anything mechanical.
I was at a IDPA  match in FL where my roommate,
who came straight from work, shot his duty pistol. 
On the 1st stage his rear sight flew off his Duty P226 to parts unknown.
He, being a tactical ted, drew his back up Glock 26  and tried to finish the stage, 
three rounds in the gun reversed a spent case and jammed it back into the barrel.
Two guns , that he trusted his life to and took care of, failed within 3 mins of each other.

I spent untold hours, days, weeks on my baby 1973 corvette.
It's first rally started great, 15 mins in it began to rain, I turned on my windshield wipers and they proceed to do a very inept imitation of  the movie Captain Blood, battling each other to death across my windscreen.
I stopped and had to tear off the passenger side wiper by hand, but got right back into the rally, 20 mins later the bolts holding my alternator both sheared at the same time and my fan belt pulled that 10 lb chunk of metal into the fan, which shot it though the radiator and out the front of my car.
I don't have to add that due to the wiper incident, I was in last place, with no one behind me, oh, and this was before cell phones also!

Shit happens, 
Have a backup, or two, or ten like me ( ok, do not be like me, but you see where I am going, right?)
 
 One is none, two is one and three is better, I must be betterest of them all

Truth Number 4
If you do upgrade your gun, 
Buy the very best parts you can afford.
Do it right the first time, 
I know you heard this little statement from everyone in your life since you were 7, 
there is a reason, it's true.
Parts and guns have gotten a lot better over the past twenty years.
In the late 80's about 3/4 of the aftermarket parts were total crap.
But most of those parts and  guns are still out there.
( Be honest, how many times have you had a gun or part that sucked, and you sold it off at a gun show, come on, you can tell me)


That is why you have a stock backup in the backseat. (Truth 2)

TRUTH Number 5
Always shoot your gun before you enter a match
I have ran enough stages in IDPA, CAS and IPSC to know the following is a fact.

On any given game day, at least 10% of the guns brought up to the line on the 1st stage will not shoot.
Get to the  field early ( like that is gonna happen), ask where you can test fire and put some rds downrange. While your at it, make sure you are hitting somewhere close to where your aiming also.
You would not believe how many people have never fired their gun except for at an indoor range at 20 ft.

TRUTH Number 6
You do not know everything.

I thought I did, I started working in a gun shop when I was 12 or so,
sweeping up and stacking boxes of clay targets in exchange for 12 gauge hulls to reload.
I ate, breathed and dreamed about guns.
I read every book in the local library, the downtown library and
spent every extra dime I had at the book store and newsstand.

By 1982 I had amassed ( and read) a collection of every issue of every gun magazine printed in the US
up to the current ones, this was before the internet
( if you gave me a month and year,
I could tell you from memory what was on the cover of guns and ammo for that month).

I had fixated on Smith and Wesson ( a S&W rep used to come to the store, he always wore the safari clothes like the ones in the old browning catalogs, crisply pressed.
I acquired a huge man crush and set a goal of one day being a "REP"),
I would call S&W, write letters, and was a general pain in the ass to anyone that might know something
I wanted to know. If you had cut me I would have bled S&W blue.

Years went on, I worked in gun shops and even ran one, some time in the mid 80's
I was at a IPSC shoot and overheard a guy talking about a factory J frame 357 mag.

I knew there was no such animal, and I told him so
" You might have a Straham custom, but S&W NEVER made a J frame 357"
He was polite, nodded and walked away.

At the end of the day I was heading to my car to dump my gear when I heard someone whistle.
I looked over and the "Liar" was at the trunk of his car, he motioned me over.

I walked over for him to tell me that he was sorry,
but he pointed at the inside of his trunk.
There on a nice gun rug was a factory S&W 357 magnum 5 shot J frame.
The gentleman had been a high muckity muck with the FBI and the S&W he had was boasting a X serial number prefix (X=Experimental), but he was right and I was a huge fool.

Don't get me wrong, there are liars, I can not even begin to count the number of people that told me they had "a Glock7, you know the ceramic one, my brother in law whose is a SEAL gave it to me"
after Die Hard 2 came out.


Bottom line to this long, rambling, now I know I am an old man story,
you don't know everything.
Learn from everyone, I have even learned stuff from kids at the field.
I know everything about one thing, that is I don't know everything.
(unless we have been drinking, then all bets are off)

TRUTH Number 7

You don't learn crap on days everything goes right.
Think about it, have you ever had one of those days when your pistol flew from the holster to your hand,
you aim was just a little better, your gun had no hiccups and the temperature was just right ?
What did you learn that day?
Absolutely nothing.

What about the day your gun went down three times? Some guy in the parking lot helped with fixing it?
You fumbled your reload on stage one, two and three?

Now, which day was better?
I say the shitty one.
You learned something, even if it was a small thing.
If you don't keep learning, you stagnate, if you do that, you might as well be dead.
I feel sorry for people whose life is perfect, I have a few friends like that,
they are really the saddest (and most boring) people I know.








More to come

See you Tomorrow
Until then
Stay Thirsty My Friends.
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Sunday, November 13, 2011

Howdey, From North Carolina

Well, thanks for stopping by. This is my forth or fifth blog I have going. 
But, it was time to start one on the things that have been the biggest part of my 51 years on earth. 
I truly believe the three "F" have been what has kept me from reaching Bill Gates like riches.
I hope you will join me as I put proverbial pen to paper to archive stories  from the gun, knife and flashlight world that I have inhabited for most of my life.
Some of these stories have made their way around the world and even come back to me in such a distorted form that they were almost unrecognizable.  
I swear they are all true, except for the parts I made up.
I hope to have something that will entertain you, inform you, and make you laugh. I will stay away mostly from political stuff, unless I think it is funny or too important to ignore.
My next post will be my meager resume so stay tuned,
See you tomorrow








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