Showing posts with label Rifle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rifle. Show all posts

Monday, November 26, 2012

If you have ever worked in a gun shop

Then you will have to identify with this comic strip.

I started in 1972, at 11 years old, sweeping one out in trade for AA 12 gauge hulls to reload.

Been in one from there on most of my life since.

This guy hit's the nail on the head until we get into the "Rom Com", but hopefully, he will have more of the shop in the future.



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Thursday, November 8, 2012

TimDum Style Gunfighting, Advanced Class

I want to welcome all my returning students.
It gladdens my heart to see all the bright and shiny faces all in their places!

Tonight's class will be on Advanced gunfighting skills.

I have sat through many, many 
( lets just say a ungodly amount)
of hours in classrooms and under hot tin range roofs to garner this knowledge.

It should take you .....about 5 minutes tonight.

Everyone ready? Pencils up, have you gone to the potty?

Great, let's get going.


Step 1; Cover and Concealment

This is a form of concealment, they cant see you, but they can shoot you


another form
 



This is cover, it can't be shot through.
(unless they have a very big gun)


Stay behind cover when you can.




Step 2; Drawing from a holster.
Buy a holster, put gun in it, take it out.


 Enough said.


Now we move on the some very advanced shooting, in most classes, you would have to be on your third course or so and be 1500.00 or more into ammo and course costs.
(Look at all the money I am saving you!)


The Double Tap


( now days, this was not a superninjaHSLDTOTS enough name, so it is now called the controlled pair)
(Not to be confused with the holster picture in step 2)

Draw gun from holster, point open end at bad guy,
 pull trigger twice.


If you really want to be an "operator" you can try the very super advanced,

HAMMER
(Not this guy)


 
Stay with me here, this one is hard.

Draw gun from holster, point at bad guy, pull trigger two times, real fast.



Have you been able to process all that so far?

Just one more thing to go over


Reloading your gun



Are you ready, it's hard to grasp all at once
OK, here we go,,,

When your gun is out of bullets, put more in.

I know this was a lot to cover on one class, but you were up to it.

Congratulations, you my now shift the tassels to the other side of your tactical beret.

You are now a High speed, Low Drag Tactical Operator, you are the Tip of the Spear, 
the Sharpened Edge of the Sword and all that other crap.
You may now wear a ball cap with velcro and those 500.00 pullovers made of fleece 
and the real cool sunglasses.


 Next Week
Super advanced knife fighting
You must bring a note from your congressman and a letter from the local preist stating that you have never been convected of moral turpitude or mopey to take this class.

The owners and instructors of this website are not responsible for any accidents, loss of limbs or other body parts,  loss of appetite,  increased weight gain, 
blue vision or dreams of my pretty ponies.
If you find yourself shooting for more than 4 hours, consult your local gun shop.

 
 
Till Tomorrow
Stay Thirsty my Friends.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

TimDum style Gun Fighting in seven steps.

As the nights grow longer and the air colder, I feel the need to start writing again.

So, for my first entree too you , I want to teach you gun fighting and knife fighting.

Believe me when I say I have spent a lot of money in the past going to schools and seminars
so I could learn all these things.
30 years of learning and teaching has allowed me to condense all of my vast knowledge into a course that is easy to understand and perfect for the current crop of ADD addled people .

We are going to start with
Gun Fighting.

This is a 101 class, basic 
More advanced to follow.

Let's begin.


Step 1; Buy a gun


Step 2; Read the little book thing that comes in the guns box.


Step 3; Figure out how to load the gun, put the cartridges in it. 




Step 4; Find out what end the bullets come out, 
this is usually the one with a hole in it.
mark this end with a piece of bright tape so you don't make mistakes. 





Step 5; Point end with tape at bad guy




Step 6; Pull trigger 
( the book in the box will show you what this is)
until bad guy stops doing 
what it was you wanted him to stop doing.




Step 7; Call 911
 ( look it up in the phone book or call directory assistance if you don't know the number).




Congratulations,  you just graduated the 
TimDum School of basic gun fighting!

You can now send your check for $19.95 payable to me for your diploma.
You will receive it promptly in 6-8 weeks after your check clears. 

Your advanced course starts tomorrow. 

Please review this basic course as many times as you need, there is no additional cost or obligation.

Courses to follow will teach you how to be "High Speed", "Low Drag", "Tip of the Spear", 
"Boots on the ground", Ninja" and many more.

Thank you for attending the TimDum School of Gun and Knife Fighting, please tell you friends.
All instructors at the TimDum academy are fully licensed by the state of insanity.


By reading this statement you agree to hold harmless the writer of this blog for any accidents, acts of god, unwanted pregnancies or transmission of any viral infections.


Till tomorrow,
Stay Thirsty my Friends.


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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Security and the internet


Security for your toys and other things in life

We all can't have a super hero hanging around the house, so we need to watch out for ourselves.
I have been perusing the internet the past few days, reading lots of Gun forums and
have noticed some things I wanted to talk about.
It seems like we all  love to show off our collections online.
Over the last couple days I have viewed some incredible collections of
 Firearms, High end collectible knives and airsoft guns.

They are all on open forums, hooked to a screen name.
That screen name nine times out of ten has a profile connected to it with the hometown of the poster.
Sometimes even the persons real name is also available.
Now lets say you post up a collection of Vrosapale pistols, you are very proud that you have scoured the world to find all models of this unique piece.
A few weeks later you post that you are on your way to the Vrosapale collectors convention half way across the county and you will be off the forums for 5 days.
You revel in your Twitter updates about your most recent find at the show, or what a jerk that last guy you dealt with was.
What have you just done?
Have you just told someone that you have valuable items and you will be gone from .to.?
What do you think?
I know you have a gun safe, but don't you think in two days time someone can't get into it, most of the time using tools from your own shop?
What about the other things showing in the pictures, computer systems, flat screens and all the cool movie collectibles in your "man room"?
Do you think bad people don't read Glocktalk, AR15.com or ASR?
I bring this up because years (way too many) ago I was doing the gun show circuit in FL, 51 weekends a year, driving from one end of the state to another, setting up on on Fri, break down and home Sun night.
We had a time when a small group would come to the show on Sunday, tag a dealer that had a nice display and then wait around till close down and loadout and follow him home.
Sometimes they hit as soon as the dealer got home or to his shop, sometimes waiting till the next day if it was a collector who worked during the week.
One dealer got killed and a few got hurt and they didn't stop until they screwed up and  got caught.
Now it's 2013, we have Google maps, Google name search, find anyone for 8 dollars and tons of other neat ways to locate an address.
Am I too paranoid? (can you be today?)
I learned to keep every thing collectible or rare at an off-site storage location. That and insurance keeps it away from myself and loved ones
.
It does suck that we can no longer have the "Trophy" rooms of yesteryear.
(even if you never have posted a picture, how about the bug guy, meter reader, the guy who trims your trees.
Do you think they might have looked in the window and passed on how cool your cave was?)

From AOL article, 
 Some insurance companies are catching on. Legal & General Insurance in New England says Facebook and Twitter users could be hit with higher homeowner's insurance premiums. Why? All that blabbing about activities away from home means they face a higher risk of burglary.

The company thinks burglars are actually "shopping" for victims on social media sites, looking not only for an indication you're not at home, but also photos of your home and valuables. That cute picture of your son hugging the dog? A burglar is looking in the background, eyeing your big-screen TV and new stereo system.


And it's not just adults. Teenagers are even more likely to post personal information, so Legal & General has warned that parents who aren't even online themselves could face higher homeowner's insurance premiums if their children are online.


So, a month after I post, others catch on, welcome to the party, Pal 
Even though I have a overlapping video system with my next door neighbors, a alarm system, Two big dogs and a neighbor on one side who's a Reserve police officer and has a home office where he works that overlooks my house and on the other side is a just retired Navy DEVGRP 20 year man who has nothing better to do than sit on his back porch and shoot guns most of the day (and night, for the past damn week!)

 I still want to keep the good stuff locked up.
I hate that when I want to review a gun or get ready to go to a gun match or a airsoft game that I have to lay in another 40 mins to go by and pick up what I need, but I would hate to have a shootout at my house or even worse  to come home and find what I had worked 40 years for ransacked and off at some pawn shop.
My stuff is pretty safe and yes, I have gone overboard but it gives me piece of mind that I have done all I can, if I get hit now, that's what insurance is for.
Just some random thoughts that came into my head and I wanted to share them, and because I am old and it's my Blog, I did, Nah nah neey po po
I am losing it
Please share your thoughts on this in the comments.
See you tomorrow
Till then, Check 6
This was originally posted on my airsoft blog a few years ago, I have seen so many pictures on facebook the last few days of gun collections I though it needed to be said again.
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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Another turkey day bites the dust

Thanksgiving 2012
A great feast of turkey ( I think it was turkey, it looked kinnda like it) was had at the local K&W today.
Because I never have been into TV sports, no football was watched.
The day was spent blowing leaves from the front 40, using both a gas and a electric leaf blower to maximize my carbon footprint for the day
( I also drove my 4X4 to the end of the driveway just to pick up the paper, suck it Al Gore)


I have just visited both the http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/ and http://soldiersystems.net/ plus the can't be missed
http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/ so I have caught up on my daily web addiction,
it is now time to journey to the reading room for 20 chapter or so in the ongoing saga of a Song of Fire and Ice.

I have some reviews coming and am working on a post about guns and dating , hope you stop back by and check them out.

Have a great weekend, eat a lot of leftovers and shoot up some ammo for me.



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Monday, November 21, 2011

WWWWH


I am the old guy, on the left


Lets start this blog with a little history.

Who am I

My name is Ellwood, Tim Ellwood,
born in AZ back in the good old days, when tumbleweeds blew done the streets and real men wore real steel on their hips.
I started working in a gun shop very early, sweeping the floor in trade for AA shotgun hulls to reload.
I moved to Orlando at age 16 or so, misspent my youth in gun shops and shooting, stint in the Coast Guard, worked for Orange county, Malibu Grand Prix, Barrets guns, strike Force and Magnum Guns (in Orlando) and others, got into airsoft by way of a phone call in 1986.
I was working in a gun shop in Orlando and spending way to much of my money on guns.
I had bought a Tokyo Mauri spring gun from a company up in the panhandle of Fl, talking with the owner brought forth he was looking for a partner in crime, so I moved to Crestview Fl and embarked on the start of my airsoft career. The Command Post was the 1st airsoft/paintball gun and accessory catalog in the US. We carried all the top makes, Splatmaster, Nelson and Brass eagle, that was about it for paintball back then. We were the exclusive distributors in the US for the Para Ordnance model 85, yes Para started life as a paintball gun manufacture!

SHOT show 87 found us in New Orleans, trying to explain what these weird looking guns were, and on the airsoft side, fielding comments like " Hell son, I could buy a real gun for that"
I traveled the country promoting paintball and had a lot of fun. I was also the back cover "boy" on the 1st few issues of Action Pursuit Games magazine and ads in SOF and the like.
So, if you hate airsoft, blame me. It's all my fault  
( Plus I am all that's left, The person that started Command post died in a plane crash a few years back)
In late 1988 I left the company to pursue matters in the "real steel" market place.
I have been involved in the Central FL scene of IPSC, IDPA and the CAS sports, got into them all early 
( I am a big 1st adopter)
I have had a gun shop, managed a police supply company, was sales manager for a major firearms and accessorizes distributor, ran the Smith and Wesson store in Orlando and then moved to NC to take over the SE regional sales manager position for S&W to cover NC, VA and eastern TN.
After the mass layoffs at S&W, that I got caught in, I manged a gun/LE supply shop in Greensboro for a while, tried to own my own used book store, I then embarked on a quest to provide a affordable video camera that could be mounted on a firearm to the LE community.
Working for Pacific Concepts, after a year in RD we brought to market the Advanced Tactical Camera. Sold by US Calvary and other retailers, it enjoyed a minor success.
After parting ways with Pacific I got very lucky to meet the owners of a company that is on the cutting edge of flashlights and lighting solutions for LE/Mil and firefighters.
They brought me on board as their LE/Mil sales manager and I have been a very happy camper ever since!
So, that's me in a nutshell

What will this blog be about?

Random acts of guns, flashlights, knives and a random female or two, as it relates to the AARP crowd.

When will I post?

When ever I have something worthwhile to say, or when I just want to ramble, hey, it's my blog!

Where will the info come from?

My many minions will fan out from my fortress here in Skull Island NC and call in news, tips and other assorted intelligence, most of it gleamed in death defying ways! I will leave no stone unturned to bring you the hottest news from the fast breaking world of the shooting sports ( not really, I will just pass on crap I find on the web, from phone calls and trade shows)

How can you do all this and still have a life?

To be honest, I am just that good!!!!!



Stay tuned for many thrilling adventures, gun reviews and other crazy stuff, or just a lot of boring crap, depends on how you look at it.

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Thanks for coming, when the car stops, step off to the left.
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The 7 Truth's about guns and shooting matches


I have my helmet and eye pro, now if I could just mount a mini to this thing!

Being old, allows me a certain latitude, like passing on homilies to the young whippersnappers.
So this is the start of my "TRUTH" post, I will update as my brain kicks in and out.

TRUTH Number 1
 
If you want an gun to work, don't Fu&$ with it.
Really, I almost learned this years ago, when fast cars and mud trucks were what took all my 
"disposable" income.
Think about it, 
(I didn't) when you change a cam or a carburetor (look up what this was) you get more horsepower, 
but more horses do no good unless they get to the back wheels, 
and if the back wheels just spin, then it is still all wasted.
Now you can hang just about anything on a AR rail now, but do you know if it changed your POI?
You can change the barrel in a AR platform faster now than I used to change my daughters diapers, but will you have to go with a new bullet weight due to a different twist?

Now I am far from a gunsmith, but I do know logic, logic tells us that if change one thing, you are going to have to change a lot of things if you want it right.
If you are going to have to have all the newest Tacticool stuff on your gat, have a pro install it, it will be the best money you every spent.



TRUTH Number 2

Buy the best gun you can afford
Then save your money, 
don't jump in to upgrades,
then buy another gun exactly like your first one.
Buy a ton of practice ammo
Then learn to shoot it
Hear me out. 
Most of us have to drive a good piece to a shoot or compete, so you have travel cost. 
Then it's a whole day that you could be, making overtime,spending with loved one's, catching up on chores or Honey dew's or like me, sleeping, so you want to make the most of your field time.

It more than sucks when you gun goes down 15 min's into the match.
If you have a same same backup gun, then all you have to do is go to you car and swap,
keeping your rig the same means it's a 5 min swap, not one that will lose you a whole day.
A SASS match in Orlando taught me this, in the 1st four stages
I had two Cimmarons and one Ruger SA break.
All were stock guns that were bought new within the last six months of the match.
My Stoeger S/S also developed a cute little trick were the extractor would skip over the shell head.
Between my roommate and I we had enough backups to allow me to finish the match, but it taught me a lesson.


TRUTH Number 3
It is what it is.
This is my fall back phrase whenever I hear a tale of woe.
Your guns gonna break or F up if you shoot it a lot.
It will, it happens in all the sports that rely on anything mechanical.
I was at a IDPA  match in FL where my roommate,
who came straight from work, shot his duty pistol. 
On the 1st stage his rear sight flew off his Duty P226 to parts unknown.
He, being a tactical ted, drew his back up Glock 26  and tried to finish the stage, 
three rounds in the gun reversed a spent case and jammed it back into the barrel.
Two guns , that he trusted his life to and took care of, failed within 3 mins of each other.

I spent untold hours, days, weeks on my baby 1973 corvette.
It's first rally started great, 15 mins in it began to rain, I turned on my windshield wipers and they proceed to do a very inept imitation of  the movie Captain Blood, battling each other to death across my windscreen.
I stopped and had to tear off the passenger side wiper by hand, but got right back into the rally, 20 mins later the bolts holding my alternator both sheared at the same time and my fan belt pulled that 10 lb chunk of metal into the fan, which shot it though the radiator and out the front of my car.
I don't have to add that due to the wiper incident, I was in last place, with no one behind me, oh, and this was before cell phones also!

Shit happens, 
Have a backup, or two, or ten like me ( ok, do not be like me, but you see where I am going, right?)
 
 One is none, two is one and three is better, I must be betterest of them all

Truth Number 4
If you do upgrade your gun, 
Buy the very best parts you can afford.
Do it right the first time, 
I know you heard this little statement from everyone in your life since you were 7, 
there is a reason, it's true.
Parts and guns have gotten a lot better over the past twenty years.
In the late 80's about 3/4 of the aftermarket parts were total crap.
But most of those parts and  guns are still out there.
( Be honest, how many times have you had a gun or part that sucked, and you sold it off at a gun show, come on, you can tell me)


That is why you have a stock backup in the backseat. (Truth 2)

TRUTH Number 5
Always shoot your gun before you enter a match
I have ran enough stages in IDPA, CAS and IPSC to know the following is a fact.

On any given game day, at least 10% of the guns brought up to the line on the 1st stage will not shoot.
Get to the  field early ( like that is gonna happen), ask where you can test fire and put some rds downrange. While your at it, make sure you are hitting somewhere close to where your aiming also.
You would not believe how many people have never fired their gun except for at an indoor range at 20 ft.

TRUTH Number 6
You do not know everything.

I thought I did, I started working in a gun shop when I was 12 or so,
sweeping up and stacking boxes of clay targets in exchange for 12 gauge hulls to reload.
I ate, breathed and dreamed about guns.
I read every book in the local library, the downtown library and
spent every extra dime I had at the book store and newsstand.

By 1982 I had amassed ( and read) a collection of every issue of every gun magazine printed in the US
up to the current ones, this was before the internet
( if you gave me a month and year,
I could tell you from memory what was on the cover of guns and ammo for that month).

I had fixated on Smith and Wesson ( a S&W rep used to come to the store, he always wore the safari clothes like the ones in the old browning catalogs, crisply pressed.
I acquired a huge man crush and set a goal of one day being a "REP"),
I would call S&W, write letters, and was a general pain in the ass to anyone that might know something
I wanted to know. If you had cut me I would have bled S&W blue.

Years went on, I worked in gun shops and even ran one, some time in the mid 80's
I was at a IPSC shoot and overheard a guy talking about a factory J frame 357 mag.

I knew there was no such animal, and I told him so
" You might have a Straham custom, but S&W NEVER made a J frame 357"
He was polite, nodded and walked away.

At the end of the day I was heading to my car to dump my gear when I heard someone whistle.
I looked over and the "Liar" was at the trunk of his car, he motioned me over.

I walked over for him to tell me that he was sorry,
but he pointed at the inside of his trunk.
There on a nice gun rug was a factory S&W 357 magnum 5 shot J frame.
The gentleman had been a high muckity muck with the FBI and the S&W he had was boasting a X serial number prefix (X=Experimental), but he was right and I was a huge fool.

Don't get me wrong, there are liars, I can not even begin to count the number of people that told me they had "a Glock7, you know the ceramic one, my brother in law whose is a SEAL gave it to me"
after Die Hard 2 came out.


Bottom line to this long, rambling, now I know I am an old man story,
you don't know everything.
Learn from everyone, I have even learned stuff from kids at the field.
I know everything about one thing, that is I don't know everything.
(unless we have been drinking, then all bets are off)

TRUTH Number 7

You don't learn crap on days everything goes right.
Think about it, have you ever had one of those days when your pistol flew from the holster to your hand,
you aim was just a little better, your gun had no hiccups and the temperature was just right ?
What did you learn that day?
Absolutely nothing.

What about the day your gun went down three times? Some guy in the parking lot helped with fixing it?
You fumbled your reload on stage one, two and three?

Now, which day was better?
I say the shitty one.
You learned something, even if it was a small thing.
If you don't keep learning, you stagnate, if you do that, you might as well be dead.
I feel sorry for people whose life is perfect, I have a few friends like that,
they are really the saddest (and most boring) people I know.








More to come

See you Tomorrow
Until then
Stay Thirsty My Friends.
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